I'm Business Mouse, yeah?

I don’t watch reality TV. I WILL NOT watch reality TV. I’ve seen reality through my front window and it doesn’t look fuck all like these fucking fuckwits. Not an original thought, apparently lots of people agree. Maybe not enough though. If you want reality, go outside. If you can’t deal with that level of reality then Modern Toss’s new Dragons’ Den / The Apprentice parody Business Mouse (think Alan Sugar meets Top Cat) could be for you. And me.